Bookstore?

For the last time we are not a book store, Amazon.com, eBay or magical land of books you need right now. For heaven's sake do patrons understand that? If the book is checked out we very well can't just clone an additional copy for you.

And why didn't you buy your class textbook? Oh yes I remember you're too cheap to invest in a book that your prof assigns daily readings and bases the test on.

Stressed students. Ugh.