Punctuality

From time to time I have a problem with being time-centric. And my co-worker has begun to notice. Damnit, she's found my Achilles heel: punctuality!

Now that she knows my secret, I'll never be able to take over the library evil-villain-style! I guess I wasted the five dollars I spent on my evil mustache and goatee combo at Falsey's Evil Facial Hair Emporium. I knew I should have gotten the giant ginger beard and gone for the socialist overthrow of the oligarchy instead of all this silly "evil villain headquartered in a library" rot!

Well, live and learn.