Come listen to GW speak...Only if you aren't on the LIST

Earlier this week a number of people, 42 to be exact, were put on a "do-not-admit" list for Bush's Social Security speech in Fargo, ND. Among the list members was a librarian.

It appears that an "overzealous volunteer" was responsible for developing this list and providing copies to those distributing tickets. The White House spokesman Jim Morrell claims that the staff there were not aware of any list. Both the White House and the ND Republican party have not been able to determine identity of the volunteer. How convenient. It must have been your standard phantom volunteer called in to do the dirty work and suddenly become a unidentifiable missing person. Where's my milk carton......I saw it here a minute ago.....

Thanks for looking out for my freedom Prez.