Children's book titles you will never see

This was sent to me by a friend, he works for a public library. And yes I am aware that this is a very silly email joke, still enjoy the laugh.

"You Were an Accident"

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"

"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

"Some Kittens Can Fly!"

"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"

"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"All Dogs Go to Hell"

"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"

"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

"Bi-Curious George"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

"You Are Different and That's Bad"

"Dad's New Wife Timothy"

"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"

"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"

"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"

"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"

"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"

"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"

"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary 

School" 

"Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"