The Wild Librarian

"You see, I don't believe that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, and that's been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians." --Gorilla Librarian sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus TV Show, Episode 10

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A curious librarian seeking knowledge and adventure in an Univeristy Library setting.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Punctuality

From time to time I have a problem with being time-centric. And my co-worker has begun to notice. Damnit, she's found my Achilles heel: punctuality!

Now that she knows my secret, I'll never be able to take over the library evil-villain-style! I guess I wasted the five dollars I spent on my evil mustache and goatee combo at Falsey's Evil Facial Hair Emporium. I knew I should have gotten the giant ginger beard and gone for the socialist overthrow of the oligarchy instead of all this silly "evil villain headquartered in a library" rot!

Well, live and learn.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Quote of the Week

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.

-Jules de Gaultier

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Subject 241

Yes, I have come to realize that tagging patrons would be great. With big plastic tags on their ears. If we only had the means and budget for such programs.

I'd love to get some of those little GPS tracking chips that they put in cell phones and put one in each of the books. Then when Subject 241 is at the desk saying, "But I returned that book already!" we can turn on our retreival system - tracking the book on a palm pilot - and reply, "Do you live in the middle of the block on Main Street between 34th and 35th? Because that's where the book is, Mister!" And then Subject 241 will be all like, "Holy... how did you know where I live? Are you stalking me??" And we'll be all Big-Brother-like, "No, Dr. Petty Larceny! We're just keeping our minds on our books and our books on our minds! Now bring it back, you irresponsible student!" And of course they'd be all chagrined and sheepish and say, "Yes, Ma'am," and dig it out of the potted ficus where, in a fit of sleep-deprived, text-anxious pique they buried it, and bring it back to us, soil and all.

We have the money for all this, right? Ahahahahahaha!

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Wicked funny email from my student employee

Ms. Boss,

I just woke up now and its almost noon, I totally forgot to set my alarm and go to work this morning. I feel like a real idiot, I guess they'll yell at me when I go in at 6pm. Just wanted to say sorry in case you have to fire me.

Student

Monday, February 13, 2006

Physiology book MIA

The book has vanished. No forwarding address not even a goodbye. Oh the sadness. If it wasn't so darn popular no one would care. But you see, this book gets around, if you know what I mean, the only copy. I presume that someone decided to give this book a good home, maybe it followed a student home.

The necessity to hoard books has become an interesting topic of discussion. It really is a study in human behavior. Everyone (students) feels entitled to every library resource as though it were put there for them and them alone. They're pissed off when they forget their ID and are asked to sign in or go and get it, but guaranteed, if we didn't check IDs and the place filled up with hobos (which is what happens at X State University) the students would be like, "This is our library. Why don't you check IDs?" And they get all twitchy when the book they want isn't available, but they'll still run off and hide that self same book in amongst the works of Freud on the lower level so that no one else can use it.

If only we could tag the patrons a la penguins or squirrels in a biology experiment!

"Subject 241 has snuck a book out of the reserve room and is looking around furtively. Subject is stashing the book behind their labcoat in a cubbyhole. It looks like Subject 241 will be well-prepared for the long winter ahead."

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Book of the Week: Working with Emotional Intelligence By:Daniel Goleman

Here's another example of a book you should read if ever you plan to manage or supervise people. It certainly puts into perspective the varied ways the human mind works. Daniel Goleman has written extensively on emotional intelligence, as he puts "a different way of being smart", a topic that has been well received by many educators. All of his work has been very informative, providing leaders with a source of insight into the minds of those they lead. I know you have met people and have been baffled by their odd ways. You know those people that are so incredibly intelligent yet also so stupid. This book can help you realize that those people just have a different way of doing things. And at least by reading this book I could see some of the traits in the people I work with and see at the U.

The author gives many examples of how people demonstrate the use or lack thereof emotional intelligence. One group I found interesting were the computer programmers. In his book he describes the approaches taken in the creation of a product. Two programmers equally skilled were asked to explain how they create products for clients. The first programmer begins by describing the needs of his client, in a very brief description. The second programmer discusses the components and the machine language involved, neglecting to mention the client. This description was involved and hard for non-programmers to understand. It became very clear that the second programmer has a problem interacting with people. Where the second programmer may be very skilled at creating a great product, the shortcoming is creating a product that the client really wants and expects. Without the ability to connect to people this programmer is making the process more difficult for both parties.

This inability of bright people to connect with others has been termed computer nerd syndrome. Computer nerd syndrome can be described as trained incapacity. A term used by Stephen Rosen: "The smarter they are, very often the less competent they are emotionally and in handling people. It's as though the IQ muscle strengthened itself at the expense of muscles for personal and social competence."

What an a-ha moment. I began to recall all those people from my past that seem to fit this description. I wonder how successful they became?

Another interesting tidbit:
One of the studies he refers to indicates that IQ does not determine who succeeds in their profession. They found that in professions traditionally relying on IQ markers for success (doctors, lawyers, engineers) have discovered that those who become leaders are more emotional intelligent than their peers. I bet that this would freak out some future doctors studying hard to be the best Head Surgeon. You can't really study for this skill. You have to want to learn and like people as well as be willing to understand your own feelings. Which can be hard for many, particularly in professions where admitting to be human is considered a weakness.

This was a fun read, didn't take me long, and it was interesting to learn about how emotions can impact your intelligence. Very interesting indeed.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Cause Liver failure with your OTCM

Yes you too can cause yourself days of pain and suffering by abusing your favorite Over The Counter Meds.

According to research in the journal Hepatology by Anne Larson et al, Hepatology 2005 42(6):1252-4, Acetaminophen has become the most common cause of acute liver failure. If used correctly it remains a safe and effective painkiller. Used inappropriately and you can cause serious damage to your essential internal filtration organ. By taking too much, such as popping Tylenol every day can seriously damage your liver. It is advised that you should never exceed 4,000 milligrams per day. Doubling that can kill you. That evil Acetaminophen is in Tylenol, Theraflu, Excedrin, Vicodin and Percocet.

I am slightly passionate about this topic only because a loved one nearly died of this poisoning. It is dreadful to watch a person go through liver failure. They are so weakened and sickly you wonder every day if they will survive.

Take it easy on the meds everyone. And maybe all you really need for that headache is some water.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Quote of the Week

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that’s creativity.

-Charles Mingus

'nuf said

Friday, February 03, 2006

Construction: a meeting

I went to a meeting to discuss the impending project to replace the roof of our library. I figured that this would be a standard boring meeting. Go over the project plan, get an idea of its scope and duration, boring, boring, boring.

How surprised was I when this meeting seemingly began as a standard business meeting and then entered the world of psycho land. The female director for the environmental department was a little over the top. She single handedly turned this meeting into a roller coaster ride of emotions. And all for no reason other than she has the attention span of a gnat and the fire of an irate ant colony. Everything was taken a la Chicken Little, I had moments where I seriously began to wonder if she actually lacked rationality.

As the meeting went on I began to have thoughts like 'Gee, I wonder how this nutcase got this job? She really seems to have some issues here, and she's a Director. That's impressive. I bet she really scared the pants off someone. She can really work that bully factor nicely'

'I wonder if I could have her come work the desk to deal with all the jerkos, she'd make 'em sweat. We could save her for the real trouble making patrons, bring her out like a secret weapon.'

The meeting was over in an hour, but felt like plural. Nothing accomplished, just felt stressed, for no reason. Damn that woman. She totally has some power.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Solutions to everyday library problems

I think the author of this on to something. Many useful ideas.

Products for the harried librarian: when Shhh! isn't enough by: Michael Golden